This past week has truly been one of magic here at the palladium. The trees are budding, the birds are chirping, the mosquitoes biting and, to top it all off, a brand new program has escaped from the lab.
If you too have chance to leave your bat cave this spring, remember: green is just the forest's natural color and the scent that flowers (those colorful leafy things) give off is "good".
otojin · 05-08-07
Magic packets
otojin · 05-04-07
Nudge 0.1: Awakening
Would you like to be able to wake your computer remotely without throwing a projectile at its keyboard?
No? Oh... nevermind then.
otojin · 05-02-07
hTV 0.2: Launch!
Today at 8pm ESPDST (Eastern Standard Premature Daylight Savings Time), version 0.2 of the hTV low-Earth orbiting vehicle was catapulted into the stratosphere via rubber slingshot. The newly christened hTV will provide video monitoring services to Earth inhabitants running the Mac OS X operating system, version 10.2 or higher. Users can download client software from panuru.net.
An iSight or DV camera is needed to make full use of the software's video monitoring features, as no signals or anything else for that matter are transmitted via the orbiting vehicle. When asked about the vehicle's actual utility, Anton Medved, emigre and panuru.net spokesperson merely answered, with a twinkle in his eye, "It's shiny and cool looking, k?" Panuru Labs' coordinator, a nocturnal subterranean being known to anxious local villagers only as "otojin", could not be reached for comment.
This isn't the old HTV that was sealed away all those months ago, this is a totally new hTV. Note the lowercase "h". Gripes, bugs, feature requests, and, of course, ecstatic praise can be forwarded to panuru.